Fri Feb 25 15:49:54 PST 2022 Well, it seems like the trend these days is to invade other countries for no @!#%!^$&%#*@ reason other than being bug-nuts crazy. And I say the U.S.A. should definitely get in on this fad while it's still cool. Yes, what I'm saying is that the U.S. should do what has long been talked about, and has been the subject of much military planning over the years, and invade Canada. OK, stop cheering for a second and let me finish. I mean, seriously, that should all be part of the good ole USofA anyway, except those poutine-eating a-holes decided a few years back to stay loyal to the Queen! I mean, all they had to do was join up and be free, but noooooo. Instead, deciding, with a straight face, to not renounce something that is obviously a total scam, yes, I'm talking about royalty. Here we are south of their border, and we have long ago cleaned the gay-for-inbred-self-proclaimed-better-than-everyone out of our eyes, and yet Canada's big shots just couldn't hack it. The best part is that after we invade, we can teach those yoga-pants-wearing people of Queerbec (actually a member of the LGBTQ community and a friend of mine told me that one :)) to finally speak the Queen's english! And, while we have our military on maneuvers, we might as well annex Greenland and Iceland as well, for obvious National Security reasons: we need those two land masses to operate military bases. And of course, by annex, I might shoot, kill, smash, crush and kill again half their citizens and all their military personnel. And shoot a bunch of rockets into random places. And of course, we will want to annex the rest of the Virgin Islands, after all, we did pay full price for them in the first place, and then got drunk and allowed ourselves to be tricked into accepting only half. Aaaand, if we're being honest with ourselves, and since our Navy will be sashaying around the Caribbean anyway, we also must annex Bermuda and the Bahamas. I mean, they're already using U.S. dollars! Because neither one has a national currency that anyone has ever seen or is accepted anywhere! Yes, that should put us right in line with the current international trend of invading peaceful sovereign countries you don't need and couldn't possibly have a rational reason for going to war with, except obviously for those reasons listed above.